Mother-in-law

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Mother-in-law

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:25 am

My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back a week later.

"This parrot hasn't said anything yet!" she complained.

Spoiler:
"I haven't had a chance yet!" replied the parrot.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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