Neighbourly

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Neighbourly

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:26 am

My elderly neighbour just knocked on my door.

"Can you open a jar of pickled onions?" he asked.

"Of course," I replied.

"Great," he said, walking in.
Spoiler:
"I've brought some cheese."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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