Dog to the RSPCA

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Dog to the RSPCA

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:21 am

I took my Labrador retriever to the RSPCA to give him up.

"Oh,why?" said the lady, "He's lovely."

"Don't need him," I replied,
Spoiler:
"I've bought a boomerang."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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