What would you like for Christmas?

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What would you like for Christmas?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:13 am

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap.

Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped,
Spoiler:
"Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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