"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
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Early Christmas shopping
by rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:12 am
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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