He said, she said...

[rebbonk]

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share.

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down