John and Bob

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John and Bob

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:23 am

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said,
Spoiler:
"I do!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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