How much time?

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How much time?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:22 am

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked: "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?"

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
Spoiler:
"The rest of your life".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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