COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Website is subject to occasional intereference from an unknown source...

Skip to content

Switch to mobile style

When I die...

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)
Write comments

When I die...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:49 am

I said to my wife, "Darling, when I die I'm leaving everything to you."

Spoiler:
"Why break a habit of a lifetime?" she replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 71795
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am
Top
Write comments

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

  • Ads
Switch to mobile style
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group Website Monitoring Service by GotSiteMonitor.com
cron