Smaller bum?

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Smaller bum?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:02 am

"I wish I had a smaller bum," my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bum?"

"Not at all," I told her.

"Aww, you're sweet," she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"

"Not really," I replied.
Spoiler:
"It's because it'd look ridiculous with legs that size attached to it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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