Cat and saucer

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Cat and saucer

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:55 am

An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window.

He is shocked when he realises that the saucer is very rare and expensive.

He enters the shop and says to the owner "Hello, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?"

The store owner replies "It's not for sale."

The antique dealer thinking quickly responds "I'll give you £100 for it."

The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. He acts like he is about to leave then adds "Oh, would you mind throwing in the saucer, the cat seems to like it."

The shop owner replies "No, that's my lucky saucer.
Spoiler:
I've sold hundreds of cats since I got it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 71795
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

  • Ads