Breaking in

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Breaking in

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:36 am

You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.

"Yes" answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?" "One dress".

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honour" sighed the suspect.
Spoiler:
"The first three times my wife didn't like the colour".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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