Driving

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Driving

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:01 am

I overtook this guy at fifty in a thirty zone and blasted him for holding me up.

Then I hung a right without indicating while telling another driver to :censored: off for being in my way.

Managed to frighten a cyclist to death by passing him within an inch at speed while ordering some coke on my mobile.

"Ok, Mr Johnson, " said the salesman,
Spoiler:
"you've passed the test, we will sell you a BMW. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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