Act of God

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Act of God

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:59 am

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it.

When the next child arrived, the minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase.

Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the ever increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the minister.

Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!"

An older man in the back stood and shouted back
Spoiler:
"So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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