Play-fight

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Play-fight

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:46 am

I was having a play-fight with my wife the other day.

I said to her, "Let's see who can punch each other the softest."

She went, "Okay," and proceeded to give me a very delicate punch to my arm, which I hardly felt.

I smacked her full force square on the nose. As she fell over I
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shouted, "YOU WIN!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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