"It's not what it looks like" I shouted. "He's fat, smells, snores, I don't fancy him in the slightest and we never have sex"
"So what we're you doing in bed with him" she cried.
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by rebbonk » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:42 am
After being away for a week's holiday with the girls, my wife came back and found me in bed with my best mate, Steve.
"It's not what it looks like" I shouted. "He's fat, smells, snores, I don't fancy him in the slightest and we never have sex"
"So what we're you doing in bed with him" she cried.
"It's not what it looks like" I shouted. "He's fat, smells, snores, I don't fancy him in the slightest and we never have sex"
"So what we're you doing in bed with him" she cried.
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