She was crying...

[rebbonk]

I got home and my wife was crying,

"Whatever is the matter? "I asked.

"It's your constant fun making about my weight, " she replied.

So I went out and bought her a box of chocolates to cheer her up.

Spoiler:

And a cream cake.

And some crisps.

And a kebab.

And two bottles of wine.

And some sweets.