Called the wife...

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Called the wife...

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 30, 2015 9:16 am

I phoned the wife from work.

"Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you, and they're stabbing it?" I asked her.

"No?" she replied, sounding puzzled.

Spoiler:
"How about now ...?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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