Missing wife

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Missing wife

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 03, 2015 9:33 am

A man approached a beautiful young woman in a store one day and said "excuse me, I have lost my wife somewhere in here today, would it be possible for me just to talk to you for a few minutes please?"

she says "why?"

"because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
Spoiler:
my wife materialises out of nowhere"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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