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Gave her my number

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:52 am

I gave my phone number to some bird the other night and she said that she'll call me just as soon as she gets home.

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I'm guessing that she's homeless.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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