Eggs

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Eggs

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:19 am

"How would you like your eggs?" the waiter asked me.

"Sunny-side up, please," I requested.

"Madam?" he asked my wife.

Spoiler:
"In a big cake," she wheezed.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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