Blonde in the pub

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Blonde in the pub

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:26 pm

"See that blonde woman sitting in the corner?" I said to some bloke in the pub last night, "I'll give you £20 if you can take her home with you."

"Isn't that your wife?" he asked.

Spoiler:
"Yes, yes it is." I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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