Global warming

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Global warming

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:08 pm

Little Billy at school is being taught about the nasty consequences of burning fossil fuels and how it will kill all life in a very nasty way indeed. He is asked to name three fossil fuels starting with the letter B.

"Erm, briquettes,"

"Very good" the teacher encourages him...

Spoiler:
"A bag of coal and a bag of turf"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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