Animals

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Animals

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:45 am

Teacher: "Kids,what does the plump chicken give you?"

Dave: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the porky pig give you?"

Sue: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Little Johnny:
Spoiler:
"Homework..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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