Drink

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Drink

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:37 am

A woman was waiting tables in a noisy seaside restaurant when a man on holiday stumped her with a drink order.

She approached the barman.

"Have you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young Blondes’?" She asked.

He admitted he’d never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up.

Unable to find the recipe, he then asked her to go back and tell the patron that he’d be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him.

"Sir," the waitress asked the customer, "can you tell me what’s in that drink?"

He gave her a strange look.

"It’s wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully,
Spoiler:
"Sauvignon blanc."
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