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Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:44 pm

John walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store.

"I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater."

"Oh that’s so cute," exclaimed the sales lady,"sounds like it’s going to be a great surprise."

"It sure is" said John,
Spoiler:
"she’s expecting a new diamond ring!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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