If I died...

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If I died...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:26 am

My wife asked, "If I died tomorrow, how long would you wait before sleeping with another woman?"

I said, "10 years."

"Aww really, why?" she smiled.

I said,
Spoiler:
"They'd probably let me out on parole by then."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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