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Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:46 am

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.

The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.

A man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.

She thanked him and started to leave, when he said.

"I'm the local conservative MP and I hope you'll vote for me in the next General Elections."

She laughed and quickly said,
Spoiler:
"I fell on my A$$, not my head!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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