His teacher demands, "Where were you yesterday?"
"I'm sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't serious." says the teacher.
To which Johnny replies,
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by rebbonk » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:51 am
Little Johnny goes into school after being absent the previous day.
His teacher demands, "Where were you yesterday?"
"I'm sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't serious." says the teacher.
To which Johnny replies,
His teacher demands, "Where were you yesterday?"
"I'm sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't serious." says the teacher.
To which Johnny replies,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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