"Excuse me, dude , could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?"
The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?"
The American replied: "Driving."
The farmer nodded, saying:
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An American in Scotland
by rebbonk » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:59 am
An American was going for a job interview in the Scottish countryside and on his way out he asked a local farmer for directions:
"Excuse me, dude , could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?"
The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?"
The American replied: "Driving."
The farmer nodded, saying:
"Excuse me, dude , could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?"
The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?"
The American replied: "Driving."
The farmer nodded, saying:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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