Big Mug

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Big Mug

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:40 am

A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner.

"When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it."

"Sorry," replied the owner, "but I can’t sell you that."

"Why not" asked the customer?
Spoiler:
"Because that’s my husband."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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