She knows!

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She knows!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:19 am

A waste of time date from last week just phoned and asked if she could come round to see me tonight.

In a bit of a panic, I told the dumb bird that I was going out with my friend David Cameron.

"You don't have to lie," she said.

Spoiler:
"Even I know that David Cameron doesn't have any friends."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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