Surprise gift

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Surprise gift

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:24 am

The wife came home today and said, "My colleague got a surprise gift from her boyfriend - a brand new Porsche. Isn't that great?"

"It sure is," I smiled.

"Why don't you buy me one?" she asked, playfully.

Spoiler:
"Because I can't afford another one," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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