Dinner?

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Dinner?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:19 am

I phoned my girlfriend, and said, "I was thinking dinner in my place tonight, think you can make it?"

She said, "I'll be there at seven, babe."

I replied, "Make it five,
Spoiler:
the dinner won't prepare itself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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