Recognised

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Recognised

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:14 am

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.

"How could you tell it was your mother-in-law was driving?"
Spoiler:
"I recognised her cackle!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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