There is a new study report out about women and how they feel about their asses!
I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The other 5% say that they don't care,
Spoiler:
they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.