Don't sit there

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Don't sit there

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:13 am

Saw a stunning girl at the bar tonight, so sat beside her and ordered a drink.

"Don't sit there." She snapped.

"Oh, don't be like that." I replied. "Give me a chance love, I'm great once you get to know me."

"I told you not to sit there." She said, as I picked myself up off the floor,
Spoiler:
"That stool's bust."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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