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by rebbonk » Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:14 am

My wife asked me to invite my mate over for dinner.

I said, "I can't, he's allergic to pigs."

She replied, "I'll make beef then."

Spoiler:

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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