Cooking

[rebbonk]

My wife was always saying how useless I am about the house. So, she bought me a simple cook book to encourage me to be more useful in the kitchen.

But, after looking all through it, I said, "I can't cook anything from this book."

She was a bit surprised and said, "Dave, all those are very basic recipes, simple stuff."

"That's as maybe." I replied. "But every one starts with,

Spoiler:

"Take a clean dish..."