Two for one

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Two for one

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 22, 2014 8:52 am

A foreign lady at the market held two pineapples up to me yesterday and said "I give you two for one sir".

It seemed like a fair swap,
Spoiler:
but I didn't have a pineapple on me unfortunately.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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