Trout fishing

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Trout fishing

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:11 am

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- trout fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all any more! And she wants me to sell the boat!

I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

A Fisherman

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the trout we caught.

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Re: Trout fishing

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:18 am

Damned spoilsports on photobucket!
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Re: Trout fishing

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:18 pm

It was probably a copyright issue because there's no way that pic could be described as "sexually explicit". I always hotlink to pictures like that whenever possible.
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Re: Trout fishing

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:49 pm

They've done it to me several times Dutchman, almost always where there is ample flesh being displayed.

I suspect it's likely to be an automated method, possibly something to do with the amount of skin "tones" etc. A company I worked for used a similar type of filter at one time, caught all sorts of rubbish they did!

However, we shall try more hot linking. ;)
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