Man meets Woman

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Man meets Woman

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:32 am

A man was in a bar when a great looking woman walked in dressed very daringly. He couldn't keep his eyes off her.

She finally turned and said, " If you like what you see, come talk to me?".

The embarrassed gentleman finally walked over and admitted that she was the hottest thing he has seen in a long time.

The woman said "Well thank you, If you want anything, just ask. No matter how strange or kinky, I will do it for £100.00. Only one thing, you have to say what you want me to do in three words."

The man thought for a second and then said,
Spoiler:
"Paint my house"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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