Three Brazilian soldiers

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Three Brazilian soldiers

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:41 am

President Bush's last ever morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad."

"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds.

Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the president's staff sit speechless, not sure how to react.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld,
Spoiler:
"How many is a brazillion?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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