Olives?

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Olives?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:24 pm

An Irishman walks into a pub and orders dozens of Martinis, removing the olives, placing them in a jar, and drinking the Martinis.

When the jar is filled with olives and all the Martinis drank, he starts to leave.

The bartender stops him and asks, "Excuse me but, what was that all about?"

The Irishman replies,
Spoiler:
"My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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