Words...

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Words...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:36 pm

I woke up this morning and saw my wife sobbing on the edge of the bed.

"What's the matter, dear?" I said and sat up beside her.

"You came in last night extremely drunk and said how much you hated me and the kids," she cried.

Utterly shocked, I said, "I can assure you, sweetheart,
Spoiler:
that I wasn't drunk."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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