Little Red Riding Hood

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Little Red Riding Hood

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:07 am

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods one day, when she spies the wolf crouched down behind a bush. Thinking that it would be a laugh and make a bit of a change to sneak up on him for once, she creeps over and taps the wolf on his shoulder.

‘My, mister wolf,' she says with a smirk, ‘what big eyes you have. Don't you want to play?'

‘Leave me alone!' the wolf cries, and runs off.

Riding Hood trails him for a way, and finds him behind an old oak tree.

‘My, mister wolf,' she says, ‘what big ears you have. Don't you want to play?'

‘For God's sake, leave me alone!' the beast howls, and runs off into the woods.

Riding Hood strikes out after him, and discovers him in a patch of old stinging nettles.

‘My, mister wolf,' she says, ‘what big teeth you have. Don't you want to play?'

‘For Christ's sake, leave me alone!' the wolf barks in fury.
Spoiler:
‘I'm trying to have a crap!'
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