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Date

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:44 pm

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up.

She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas’ and slippers, made herself a coffee and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.

There stood her date.

He took one look at her and gasped, "I'm two hours late . . .
Spoiler:
and you're still not ready?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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