Leaving

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Leaving

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:11 pm

I told my wife I was leaving her.

"Why?" she sobbed. "I've given you my best years!"
Spoiler:
"Got it in one," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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