Bull or bear?

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Bull or bear?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:00 pm

The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr Bradford's on another line."

"This is Mr Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."

"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied.

Spoiler:
"Right now I'd say he's sheepish."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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