The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with wine. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes at the end."
The Brit quietly said, "Well, last night my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with lard. We made love, and she screamed for over 6 hours at the end!"
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
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